Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ginger Ale, Please.

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: How is it possible they ALWAYS get seated in the last row on the airplane? Those seats don't even recline!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Emergency Exit

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Sure, flying comes inherently. But that doesn't mean they keep their cool any better than the next passenger in a flight emergency.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Babysitter's Club

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Don't ask them to babysit your tiny baby. They want nothing to do with it. They're appalled you even considered it.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Claustrophobia

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They despise nothing more than cramped quarters. And situations that result in cramped quarters.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Nice Try

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're on to you, "full" ketchup bottle.  Your painted deceit is no match for their wary skepticism.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Artistry

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Support their creative endeavors.  It's not easy holding a paint brush with those wings. 

Monday, July 18, 2011

Taunting

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their size is ideal for taunting tiny kittens. Set them atop a scratching post that said kittens can't quite reach yet.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Sodium Chloride

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know their daily sodium intake is off the charts, but some habits are harder to kick than others.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Duck and Cover

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They understand more than anyone the dangers of traveling in a storm.