Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Runaway Bride

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Keep them in your bridal bouquet. They'll give you the courage you need to make it down the aisle. They'll also have a car waiting out back if you need to make a run for it.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Horoscopist

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They don't need a fortune cookie to know their future.  And with a Tiny Bird, neither will you.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Steeping

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They love antioxidants, and every Tiny Bird knows green tea is full of them. They're also on a strict organic diet, but that's neither here nor there.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Cupcake Boss

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While their icing skills are not up to par with the Buddy Valastros of the world, they do bake a mean cupcake. (Icing bags are tricky to handle with wings that petite.)

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hipster

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They value photography, foreign films, and witty banter, and can't believe how culturally mainstream your interests are.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Paint Job

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know all the hottest colors for summer. 

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Black Tie Optional

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take them to the prom with you.  Every princess needs her Tiny Birds to help her get ready for the big dance.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Frizz Control

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Wear them on your favorite hair bow. They'll monitor your 'do to ensure a single hair never falls out of place.

Graduation

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them resuscitate you when a graduation ceremony meanders into its third hour. 

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Delinquent

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their sensitive ear drums allow them to crack the code to any lock.  Use this to your advantage sparingly, as breaking and entering is a federal offense.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Stylin'

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Stay with them at the salon while they get their feathers done. High-powered hair dryers have a tendency to offset their equilibrium. 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Good-fellowship

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Rainy days make them feel lazy and sluggish, just like you. But there's no need to feel downhearted with a fine, feathered compadre by your side.

Drama

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: The only thing that makes Tiny Birds more uneasy than hot wings are hot wings that come from a tiny bird.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Pedigree

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They mind their Ps and Qs during afternoon tea.

Admiration

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their affinity for Russian art and dolls that stack leave them marveling for hours. Make sure to pack them a PB&J before you drop them off at the museum.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Soul-searching

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Sometimes it's difficult to find a group of friends that's right for you. Hang in there -- with patience and persistence, you'll find your rightful place.

Fancy

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They prefer their condiments to be fancy. They're not high maintenance, they just understand their self-worth.

Sunny Optimism

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Monday mornings are tough. Let a little sunshine in.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Vanity

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their knowledge of all things attractive will turn you into a show-stopper at any occasion. 

Drunk Text

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Please, think twice before you send that message.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Pecking Order

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They appreciate a good cleaning, but not from a cat, to be quite honest. The whole predatory food chain thing doesn't leave them feeling particularly secure.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Sun Salutations

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their Monday morning yoga class prepares their tiny minds and bodies for the knowingly strenuous workweek to come.

Angry Bird

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They eloquently make you aware when something is irritating them.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Backup

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Indigestion affects everyone, even Tiny Birds. They prefer to be prepared in case that spicy worm they're digesting has a little too much zest for their sensitive bellies. (Note: They also like economy size bottles that offer you 20% more.)

Telescope

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They'll watch you as you shoot for the moon. Even if you miss and land amongst the stars, they'll be right there watching it all with a proud gleam in their eye.

Philanthropy

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They use their tiny savings to support tiny homeless animals. With their teamwork, you'll no longer feel guilty when those distressing commercials come on TV. 

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Festivities

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let their inner party animal take over and throw you the surprise of the century.

Enhance

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them dress you in the morning.  Their knowledge of current trends allows them to perfectly flatter you from head to toe. Say goodbye to uncomplimentary waistlines!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Acceptance

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: In the end, no one can resist the companionship of a Tiny Bird.

Uncertainty

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Give tiny dogs time, as they tend to come around. Those that are used to the spotlight may take a little longer.

Denial

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Change can be difficult when you refuse to acknowledge it.

Patience

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Some friends are beneficial, some friends aren't. Do tiny dogs like Tiny Birds? It could go either way...

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Give the gift of Tiny Birds on Mother's Day.  Hide one in a flower bloom and watch how much joy it will bring to an unsuspecting recipient.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Daydream

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Keep them as a poolside companion.  They admire how the sunlight glistens off the crisp, refreshing pool water.

Pizzazz

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them delight you with a little afternoon diddy.

Protector

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Birds are ever vigilant. Let them worry about increased security measures. Your defense is now their utmost priority.

Culinary Art

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Have them add the lime to your margarita, and they'll surprise you with the perfect harmony of sour and sweet. After all, they graduated from bar tending school with flying colors.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Delivery

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: A five ounce swallow can carry a one pound coconut, and a one ounce Tiny Bird can carry a pair of bedazzled scissors. Have them fetch a pair when your hands are tied up with extravagant craft-making.

Willingly Oblivious

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: No one likes that weird film that cultivates on the top of queso. Let them stir it for you so you never need to know how long it's actually been sitting out.

Rejuvenate

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them nap after a long day of celebrations.  Take this time to nap yourself, because once they wake up you'll be busy basking in their feathered glory.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Sterilize

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: After their party fowls, rinse them clean of their shenanigans with a tiny bath.

Party Fowl

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take them with you to Cinco de Mayo celebrations, but keep an eye on them. They have a tendency to party hard.

Introduction

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While their familiarity with common zoology makes them knowledgable cohorts, they're easily addled by foreign critters.

Consciousness

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Turn on, tune in, drop out. We all need a little music therapy every now and then.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Honor

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're star pupils, and always something to be proud of. 

Simmer Down

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take a load off and let them choose tonight's movie.  They'll even make fresh popcorn, if you're so inclined.

The Bright Side

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: So you don't know what "Home Row" is, and you can't type 80 words per minute. At least you have a friend to help you spell check.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Differentiate

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They'll bedazzle your stapler so it's distinguishable amongst its ho-hum counterparts.

Smooth Talking

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Keep them on hand to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.