Saturday, April 30, 2011

Biggy's Adventure

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Biggy's off to Disneyland, leaving cousin Tiny Bird home to wallow in disappointment and envy. What wonders will he discover at the happiest place on earth?

Confectionery

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them surprise you with your favorite childhood candy. Their inner GPS can locate any vendor within 10 miles.

Home

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you. They may not know how to link arms and skip, but they'll get you there unscathed and in half the time.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Mystery Solved

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? You don't need to ask...because Tiny Birds already know.

Misinterpretation

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Entice them to accompany you to lunch, but be warned -- they often mistake sprouty greens for nest paraphernalia.

Schmooze

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know all the right people to score you an invite to the Royal Wedding. Well, to a Royal Wedding viewing party, anyway.

Envy

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Bird just caught wind that his cousin Biggy gets to go to Disneyland. Tiny Birds get very jealous. Stay tuned...

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Flattery

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They have a knack for talking themselves out of precarious situations. Always use this to your advantage.

Play

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Enjoy your favorite record over and over again without lifting a finger. They'll start, stop, flip, and repeat the record to your heart's desire.

Withdrawal

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While their keen sensitivity to color allows them to render the perfect rainbow, the absence of indigo still troubles them.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dietary Inspiration

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them spice up your chopsticks wasabi-style. Hum-drum eating utensils, I think not!

Blog Love

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They love new friends. Especially adoring friends who write nice things on their delightful blogs.

Gluttony

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Birds love sugar, but sometimes their infatuation becomes problematic.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Breathe

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They understand that serene moments should be treasured, as they are few and far between.

Acknowledgment

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: April 26, 2011 -- Google celebrates the 226th birthday of John James Audubon.  So do Tiny Birds, as they appreciate Audubon's interest in aviary creatures.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Harvest

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you nutritionally. They always know which veggies are in season.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Portland Edition: Sympathize

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They take account of your aches and pains with their inherent understanding of the musculoskeletal system.

Portland Edition: Referral

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Most have a basic understanding of homeopathic remedies. Let them treat you with traditional Chinese medicine next time nasopharyngitis strikes.

Portland Edition: Appraisal

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take them to your farmer's market to inspect their selection of French Breakfast Radishes. Are they really organic?

Portland Edition: Watchdog

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While broiling isn't their specialty, let them keep an eye on your oven for you.  Burnt salmon will be a thing of the past!

Friday, April 22, 2011

Portland Edition: Intrigue

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Birds love a good scandal.

Appreciation

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their keen senses allow them to uncover pleasant surprises. They like pleasant surprises. They also like thanking the Blogger Team.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Spontaneity

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Accessorize your mind with spontaneous trips. They'll be there to support you.

Convenience

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them tell you what time it is* if you have an analog watch. 
*They only understand military time.

Efficiency

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them retouch your photos. They have extensive experience in Photoshop and will make you prettier, guaranteed.

More or Less Responsibility

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them keep your fake pets company when you can't be there.

Responsibility

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them keep your pets company when you can't be there.

Genuine Concern


How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them fill in when you're missing an earring. They work well for dressy or casual attire when you're in a pinch.

Aide

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them get you through that afternoon slump. Their tiny beaks open cans with ease, but be warned -- they enjoy an afternoon dip.

Advice

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Wear them on your fingers as jewelry. They give excellent fashion advice if you need a friendly opinion.

Entertainment

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them bring out the desserts at a dinner party. They're sure to be crowd-pleasers.

Shine

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Boost your self-esteem. They're brilliant in social settings.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Explore

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them try new foods. It will broaden their horizons, and yours.

Aesthetics

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They make otherwise blasé spaces more interesting. They're usually happy there, but sometimes they get stuck.

Efficiency

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them perch on your headband to help you proofread.

Convenience

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them take your calls, but check your bill for any long distance charges.

Life Lessons

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny birds provide insight on how to live your life fully, but only when you least expect it. They don't like to meddle.

Aesthetics

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They like to spruce up common areas with their plumage.

Entertainment

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tie them to diffuser sticks and put on a puppet show.

Aide

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you if your vision is poor.

Bartering

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them mingle with your other desk chachkes. Sometimes they barter for desk space real estate.