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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: How is it possible they ALWAYS get seated in the last row on the airplane? Those seats don't even recline! |
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Ginger Ale, Please.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Emergency Exit
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Sure, flying comes inherently. But that doesn't mean they keep their cool any better than the next passenger in a flight emergency. |
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Babysitter's Club
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Don't ask them to babysit your tiny baby. They want nothing to do with it. They're appalled you even considered it. |
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Claustrophobia
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They despise nothing more than cramped quarters. And situations that result in cramped quarters. |
Friday, July 22, 2011
Nice Try
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're on to you, "full" ketchup bottle. Your painted deceit is no match for their wary skepticism. |
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Artistry
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Support their creative endeavors. It's not easy holding a paint brush with those wings. |
Monday, July 18, 2011
Taunting
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their size is ideal for taunting tiny kittens. Set them atop a scratching post that said kittens can't quite reach yet. |
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Sodium Chloride
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know their daily sodium intake is off the charts, but some habits are harder to kick than others. |
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Duck and Cover
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They understand more than anyone the dangers of traveling in a storm. |
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