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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Biggy's off to Disneyland, leaving cousin Tiny Bird home to wallow in disappointment and envy. What wonders will he discover at the happiest place on earth? |
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Biggy's Adventure
Confectionery
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them surprise you with your favorite childhood candy. Their inner GPS can locate any vendor within 10 miles. |
Home
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you. They may not know how to link arms and skip, but they'll get you there unscathed and in half the time. |
Friday, April 29, 2011
Mystery Solved
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? You don't need to ask...because Tiny Birds already know. |
Misinterpretation
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Entice them to accompany you to lunch, but be warned -- they often mistake sprouty greens for nest paraphernalia. |
Schmooze
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know all the right people to score you an invite to the Royal Wedding. Well, to a Royal Wedding viewing party, anyway. |
Envy
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Bird just caught wind that his cousin Biggy gets to go to Disneyland. Tiny Birds get very jealous. Stay tuned... |
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Flattery
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They have a knack for talking themselves out of precarious situations. Always use this to your advantage. |
Play
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Enjoy your favorite record over and over again without lifting a finger. They'll start, stop, flip, and repeat the record to your heart's desire. |
Withdrawal
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While their keen sensitivity to color allows them to render the perfect rainbow, the absence of indigo still troubles them. |
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Dietary Inspiration
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them spice up your chopsticks wasabi-style. Hum-drum eating utensils, I think not! |
Blog Love
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They love new friends. Especially adoring friends who write nice things on their delightful blogs. |
Gluttony
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Birds love sugar, but sometimes their infatuation becomes problematic. |
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Breathe
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They understand that serene moments should be treasured, as they are few and far between. |
Acknowledgment
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: April 26, 2011 -- Google celebrates the 226th birthday of John James Audubon. So do Tiny Birds, as they appreciate Audubon's interest in aviary creatures. |
Monday, April 25, 2011
Harvest
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you nutritionally. They always know which veggies are in season. |
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Portland Edition: Sympathize
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They take account of your aches and pains with their inherent understanding of the musculoskeletal system. |
Portland Edition: Referral
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Most have a basic understanding of homeopathic remedies. Let them treat you with traditional Chinese medicine next time nasopharyngitis strikes. |
Portland Edition: Appraisal
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take them to your farmer's market to inspect their selection of French Breakfast Radishes. Are they really organic? |
Portland Edition: Watchdog
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While broiling isn't their specialty, let them keep an eye on your oven for you. Burnt salmon will be a thing of the past! |
Friday, April 22, 2011
Appreciation
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their keen senses allow them to uncover pleasant surprises. They like pleasant surprises. They also like thanking the Blogger Team. |
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Spontaneity
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Accessorize your mind with spontaneous trips. They'll be there to support you. |
Convenience
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them tell you what time it is* if you have an analog watch. *They only understand military time. |
Efficiency
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them retouch your photos. They have extensive experience in Photoshop and will make you prettier, guaranteed. |
More or Less Responsibility
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them keep your fake pets company when you can't be there. |
Responsibility
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them keep your pets company when you can't be there. |
Genuine Concern
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How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them fill in when you're missing an earring. They work well for dressy or casual attire when you're in a pinch. |
Aide
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them get you through that afternoon slump. Their tiny beaks open cans with ease, but be warned -- they enjoy an afternoon dip. |
Advice
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Wear them on your fingers as jewelry. They give excellent fashion advice if you need a friendly opinion. |
Entertainment
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them bring out the desserts at a dinner party. They're sure to be crowd-pleasers. |
Shine
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Boost your self-esteem. They're brilliant in social settings. |
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Explore
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them try new foods. It will broaden their horizons, and yours. |
Aesthetics
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They make otherwise blasé spaces more interesting. They're usually happy there, but sometimes they get stuck. |
Efficiency
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them perch on your headband to help you proofread. |
Convenience
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them take your calls, but check your bill for any long distance charges. |
Life Lessons
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny birds provide insight on how to live your life fully, but only when you least expect it. They don't like to meddle. |
Aesthetics
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They like to spruce up common areas with their plumage. |
Entertainment
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tie them to diffuser sticks and put on a puppet show. |
Bartering
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| How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them mingle with your other desk chachkes. Sometimes they barter for desk space real estate. |
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