Advocate of Clean

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Bird sanitizer dispenser. They administer the proper amount to keep you influenza-free throughout this germ-ridden season. And you thought birds were dirty and carried diseases...

Priceless Treasures

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Virtues, like Tiny Birds, are golden. Let them shine invincibly in a world filled with misguidance.

Icy Threats

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They recommend a chunky knit scarf now that winter's on its way. They'll require something cozy to burrow in if they're going to stay by your side through the dreary, chill-ridden season. You don't want them flying south, do you?

Confectionery Dependency

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Parisian macarons? Let's be honest...even they know this box won't make it home to its beloved recipient.

Tiny's Workout Plan

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Looks like those pool-side margaritas this summer took their toll.  Worry not! No one knows the importance of aerodynamics like a Tiny Bird.

Seasonal Affective Disorder

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Hiding in beach-themed adornments won't bring summer back. Trust me on that one.

Spa Day

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Bird baths? They know better than to settle for that shallow, tainted water the neighbor birds insist on spending all afternoon cooling themselves in.

Sing Out Loud

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Keep them on hand for when you need a little dose of courage.

Tiny Tastes

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tiny Birds only acknowledge the tastiest of delicacies.  However, do consider their size when enlisting their help at your next soiree. (Tiny Bird favorite: Sweet E's bake shop specializes in Tiny Bird-sized fun!)

Going Coastal

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Sometimes it takes a little last minute vacay to set your priorities straight.

Thankfully Landlocked

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Thank you, Shark Week, for proving once again that the life of a Tiny Bird is far more blessed than one of a sea lion.

Ginger Ale, Please.

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: How is it possible they ALWAYS get seated in the last row on the airplane? Those seats don't even recline!

Emergency Exit

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Sure, flying comes inherently. But that doesn't mean they keep their cool any better than the next passenger in a flight emergency.

Babysitter's Club

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Don't ask them to babysit your tiny baby. They want nothing to do with it. They're appalled you even considered it.

Claustrophobia

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They despise nothing more than cramped quarters. And situations that result in cramped quarters.

Nice Try

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're on to you, "full" ketchup bottle.  Your painted deceit is no match for their wary skepticism.

Artistry

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Support their creative endeavors.  It's not easy holding a paint brush with those wings. 

Taunting

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their size is ideal for taunting tiny kittens. Set them atop a scratching post that said kittens can't quite reach yet.

Sodium Chloride

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know their daily sodium intake is off the charts, but some habits are harder to kick than others.

Margaritaville

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

Duck and Cover

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They understand more than anyone the dangers of traveling in a storm.

Bargain Hunting

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know which outlets have the best deals. Borrow, steal, or bargain, they WILL be best dressed.

DJ Bird-Daddy Kool

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Allow them to crank up the bass. They have all the right moves to get the party started. 

Music Skillz

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They'll keep their day jobs...although they don't need to.

Sweet Freedom

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: No one knows more about blue skies and flying free. And Jamaica...but that's a story for another time.

Oishii!

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They only drink the finest selection of sake from the finest Japanese restaurants.

The Dark Passenger

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know a good television show when they see one. Perhaps because of their ability to connect with the main character? Uh-oh.

Persnickety

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They prefer to study up on the latest food crazes before jumping in with both feet. Let it be known, they refuse to ingest any mysterious menu item, no matter how culturally acceptable it may be.

Personal Shopper

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Give them your list and they'll stock up on everything you need. They even hold on to the receipts in their miniature billfold, just in case. (But note that there won't be an "in case," because their work in impeccable.)

Revelry

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They celebrate big [Mavs] wins with favorite summertime beverages. Go, Tiny Bird, and paint the town red!

Let's Go Mavs!

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Use them as a good luck charm, and they will lead your team to victory.

Bird of Distinction

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: "He once experienced an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like." He's the most interesting bird in the world.

he once experienced an awkward moment…just to see what it felt like.

Multitasking

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're experts at multitasking.  They complete their daily tasks while simultaneously listening to their friend's hardships.

Hideaway

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: If they go missing for a day or two, don't sound the alarms. They've probably just run off to their peaceful spot for a little alone time.

Harmony

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: May they always find resolution in prickly situations.

French Open

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Tennis pro extraordinaire! Rafael Nadal doesn't hold a candle to this legend.

Guiding Spirit

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them guide you through small, historic towns in the middle of sizable, sprawling states.

Spokesperson

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They help you choose the most fitting menu item. Sometimes the littlest decisions are the toughest to make.

Rock Collector

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their interest in geology uncovers the earth's quietest kept secrets. 

Captain

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They're born leaders, and have been since the Mesozoic Era. 

Runaway Bride

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Keep them in your bridal bouquet. They'll give you the courage you need to make it down the aisle. They'll also have a car waiting out back if you need to make a run for it.

Horoscopist

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They don't need a fortune cookie to know their future.  And with a Tiny Bird, neither will you.

Steeping

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They love antioxidants, and every Tiny Bird knows green tea is full of them. They're also on a strict organic diet, but that's neither here nor there.

Cupcake Boss

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: While their icing skills are not up to par with the Buddy Valastros of the world, they do bake a mean cupcake. (Icing bags are tricky to handle with wings that petite.)

Hipster

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They value photography, foreign films, and witty banter, and can't believe how culturally mainstream your interests are.

Paint Job

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: They know all the hottest colors for summer. 

Black Tie Optional

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Take them to the prom with you.  Every princess needs her Tiny Birds to help her get ready for the big dance.

Frizz Control

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Wear them on your favorite hair bow. They'll monitor your 'do to ensure a single hair never falls out of place.

Graduation

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Let them resuscitate you when a graduation ceremony meanders into its third hour. 

Delinquent

How To Accessorize With Tiny Birds: Their sensitive ear drums allow them to crack the code to any lock.  Use this to your advantage sparingly, as breaking and entering is a federal offense.